I showered and shaved like it
was just another day. I wore no disguise. I wasn’t hiding from anyone or anything. Shoot, it wasn’t like
I was going in undercover to observe them.
I had that “here I am” approach, or rather, it was more like an attitude than an approach. I planned to show up at the event as my nerdy, corporate, accountant self … well, minus my comfortable neck-tie,
argyle socks, and handy pocket protector. I was awake this early Saturday morning to celebrate Earth day. And my wife decided we were going to
celebrate it … outside … together … digging in that stuff called dirt. (Uh, wait … please edit that last
sentence to read, “And my wife and I
decided we … blah, blah, blah. I almost
forgot that we decided to do this Earth Day thingy together)
Anyway, Carrie said we could go cure global
warming in a day by getting out of the house and volunteering to help plant
some trees with a non-profit group called, “Friends of Trees”. Whoa!
Yes, you read that correctly. The for-profit, corporate business snob (who also happens to be slightly
overweight with a hint of grey hair) was about to get his white tennis shoes and
silky-soft hands dirty while planting a few trees ... in all that dirty dirt that he read
about in a magazine once.
I was going deep into the wilds of the environmentalism movement. I was going to observe the rare tree-hugging
environmentalists, in their natural habitat, planting trees, … on Earth Day. And to my pleasant surprise, soon, they would take me in and accept me
as one of their own.
We gathered
with the Friends of Trees crowd at a public park in Portland, Oregon. Before we got started with all that saving
the earth stuff, we socialized while enjoying the complimentary organic coffee,
organic granola bars, and what looked to be various tree bark fragments. Have you ever tasted tree bark
fragments? Me neither.
They divided us
into four groups. Each group had the day’s
necessary equipment laid out in a pile.
The pile contained several shovels, rakes, tree stakes, rope ties, hand held
pruners, a broom, a metal stake driver, and a large plastic bucket. Sure sounded like we had everything, but wait
… where were all the chains we’d need to lock ourselves up to trees? Evidently, this earth day event would not
involve any protests. A bit of a
disappointment, but it did not take away from all that Earthy-ness enthusiasm
that was in the air.
Our leader
asked each person to take a few of the equipment items with them to our tree
planting and tree hugging site that was several blocks away. It seemed, however, that all the other
participants arrived by either walking, riding their bikes, or driving their
Toyota Priest. I saw my opportunity to
contribute and seized it with force. I boldly
raised my hand and offered my truck as a way to transport the equipment.
What I said
was, “I brought my truck and we can use it to load the equipment”.
What the mob heard
was, “I brought my gas guzzling, four-wheel drive, over-sized Monster Truck
that hates the planet and all the living creatures that inhabit it … and we can
use it to load the equipment”.
The horrified
crowd hesitated at first, yet soon began loading the back of my truck with
equipment. In addition to the equipment,
I found two long-haired, bearded college kids were loaded up back there. They were active members in the environmental
club at their school and chose to load themselves in my evil, earth scorching
truck. Although not chained to my truck,
they refused to move ... and it looked like they’d been refusing to shower for
a few days too. It was fascinating. It was sort of like viewing my first protest.
Upon arriving
at the site, I grabbed a shovel as my weapon of choice. I used it to lean on and assess the daunting
task ahead. And there was much leaning
and assessing to do. Besides, I don't think people would appreciate this middle aged, slightly overweight guy bending over and exposing more of his pasty white back-side then our God intended. So, while remaining upright and with a somewhat
focused determination, I began to dig up the defenseless dirt and create a hole. The pattern began. I kept moving to new locations digging up more
dirt and created more holes. My
teammates would follow, making sure that a young tree would find a new home in
my freshly created void. That’s what I
did, again and again and again. Move
dirt. Dig hole. Clearly, this truck driving, accountant, and
dare I say environmentalist was on fire ... or moving in a rapid fashion
anyway.
The hours seemed like a minute. Soon, the tree planting project was completed. We all stepped back as a team and saw a line
of freshly planted trees. We were all
proud of our work and rewarded ourselves with smiles, fist bumps, and leftover
granola bars. Obviously, the tree bark
fragments were swallowed up too quickly this morning and sadly, there were no
leftovers. But I noticed when our team gathered
this time; we all broke our granola bars together.
I ate my granola bars with them and they ate their granola bars with me. We came together as a smiling, fist-bumping, and
granola eating team. We came together as friends. And together, we made our Earth a little better this Earth Day.
With our differences
and similarities, the environmentalist crowd took me in and accepted me as one
of their own. What just happened here? Have I found
myself a proud, granola eating environmentalist? Perhaps, but please don’t tell anyone just yet. I may have overstated that proud part a
couple of sentences back. It's all so overwhelming and I think I may need
a little more time for this concept to sink in.
My life may
have changed a bit after this Earth Day.
Oh, I still choose to shower and shave daily … that part will never
change. And it’s important to understand
that I liked trees then and I like trees now.
It’s just that … well, I guess I have a heightened awareness and appreciation
for our environment.
And I’m not
afraid to eat a granola bar or hug a tree now and then … but only when nobody’s watching.
OK … that’s it. Confession’s over people. Move along now. There’s nothing to see here.
