Monday, November 18, 2013

The Plumber

On Thursday and Friday last week, I was running out of hot water too quickly.  I called a friend of mine that’s a plumber on Saturday night.  He said it was probably the elements in the hot water tank.  He said he didn't have time to come over, but he’d talk me through the repair.  He told me it was an easy fix.  I asked him if an accountant could do it … he paused and then reassured me that it was easy.

Sunday morning, I started to drain the tank.  My friend said to wait 30 minutes and then unscrew the top element.  I should have waited 60 minutes because I received an unexpected and un-refreshing shower.  I finally got the element out and took it ALL the way into Lowe’s in the next town to provide visual aide.  I showed a helper dude that was wearing a blue vest the old element.  He studied it like a pro and then gave me two new replacement elements.  I went ALL the way home and found out Mr. Lowe’s dude gave me the wrong elements.  They didn't fit.  Back to the store to purchase the correct elements.  After much struggling and difficulty, I got the replacement elements into the hot water tank.  I sent a picture to my friend and he approved.

I turned on the water to the tank and then went upstairs to turn on the hot water in the Master Bedroom tub.  Noise, sputtering, intermittent water flow, and rusty looking water color.  I was panicking a bit by what I was seeing and hearing.  I was running up and down the stairs from the bedroom to the garage, working up a healthy sweat, trying to figure out if I did something wrong.  Still in a controlled panic, I turned on the power to the circuit breakers (please don’t ask me why) and tried to get my friend on the phone.  Carrie was telling me, as I’m running back and forth, that she smells something burning.  My friend finally answers the phone and tells me everything is fine.  When I tell him that I turned on the circuit breaker he says, “No, you don’t want to do that.  You’ll fry the elements.”  So I turn off the power and my friend says I’m probably OK.

Two hours later.  I’m not OK.  My friend says I probably cooked the thermostat.  So it’s back to the store and I pick up two new thermostats.
 
During the removal process, I strip out one of the screw heads and had to cut one of the wires to get the old thermostat out.  Now, with a short wire, there’s not enough slack to attach to the new thermostat.  I place it at an awkward angle and make it fit … I figure it’ll be covered anyway and I was sorta proud of my MacGyver improvising.  I send a picture to my friend and he says I’m probably OK.

Two hours later.  I’m not OK.

My friend tells me to go out and listen to hear if the elements are working.  I text him back that I couldn't hear the elements, but I knew that there was power to the unit because my ear just got zapped!  Sadly, my new elements must've got fried too.

A full day later, I’m back where I started.  No hot water, I need to drain the tank again, and I need to purchase new elements.

Before going to sleep, I set the temperature on the tank to “a little hotter than volcano lava”.  This morning the water temperature was only lukewarm.  So, I figure I got one out of two elements installed correctly.  Hey, 50% success … not too bad.  Unfortunately though, I’ll still have to go out and purchase two more elements because I don’t know which one is working.

Wearing my Speed Racer pajamas and bunny slippers, I hooked the garden hose to the tank, shut off the water, and let the draining of the tank begin.  I’m actually getting pretty good at this.

Then I went into the kitchen to get a pot of coffee going.  (Insert suspenseful drama music)  No water.  With amazing restraint and composure, I accept that there will be no coffee this morning.

I wiped a tear from my eye and e-mailed my boss telling him of my repair woes and that I’d be working from home today.  I also told him not to worry … my friend said the repair is easy.


It’s always good to have goals.  Today, I want freshly brewed coffee, a hot shower, and to make it to the end of the day alive.  I got this. 


3 comments:

  1. but at least you got to go outside in your speed racer jammies and bunny slippers.

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  2. Kevin... you crack me up! And now my son Cullen is reading your blog posts and HE is laughing lol You are a really gifted writer! I told Carrie the other day that you should write a book, with all these posts you have written compiled. I bet you would make MILLIONS!! :)))) Kippi

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    1. Hey Kippi - Thanks for your kind words and encouragement. So glad you and Cullen are enjoying my random thoughts and sharing a few laughs with me along the way. Kevin

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